have it your way kook.

Dear Anthony,
Why do McDonalds breakfast burritos cost so much? They are like almost $2 each, but they are small. the Sausage McMuffin with Egg is only $1.25 and are like twice the size of the burrito.

Signed Argillaceous Essence.

Dear lithified mud kook,
Your lame valley question is the essence of mud butt. Eat what ever piece of shit you want as long as it isn't in my central coast McDonalds. If you show up to my McDonalds blasting your shitty music with stickers on your car you will be banned from all McDonalds south of P.C.

P.S. In the last few years sensing a change in public sentiment regarding a healthy diet (and fad ones e.g. Atkins) McDonalds and other "fast food" chains have attempted to provide some "healthy" choices. Unfortunately, McDonalds has decided to be opportunistic and charge a premium for these alternatives. Hope this helps explain!