Dear Anthony,
I hear that late fall is a particularly nice time to walk the central coast beaches and look at tide pools. Do you know any nice places?
-PDX starfish lover
Dear PDX starfishkook,
F*ck you kook! If I ever see you or your kook friends on my beaches I will represent with a beating on your azz. You see my tribal tats? You see my mullet? You think I don't represent? You better hope I don't see you stealing views of local's tide pools.
P.S. You might want to look around Yaquina Head Lighthouse, this time of year it can be breathtaking.
-Tony
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
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Damn does peter pan surf? At least he's pro diversity. I gotta say though that if you're trying to look hardcore it may not be the best idea to have Peter Pan's site as your main outside link. I mean -it's not exactly threatening.
What exactly are you repping with the following statement?
"You see my tribal tats? You see my mullet? You think I don't represent? “
Are you representing surfing or pro-wrestling?
Since when do hardcore “bros” represent with shitty tattoos and hockey haircuts?
Maybe you’d fit right in with the Bra Boys and that actor from Oz who had the leading role in Gladiator. What’s his name?
Anyway, I hope your getting some good waves. And hopefully you're not so angry the next time you catch a nice overhead peeler to realize that surfing makes you feel happy. Chances are though you'll be too pissed to enjoy the wave. I guess ultimately it’s a good thing you live far removed from most people because by your tone it seems that you definitely lack social manners. You probably would have a hard time living in the city, even if you ripped at the "local" spot. You’re like the surfabomber. Anyway man -enjoy yourself and try to relax. You’re bound to get an ulcer if you keep up this pace.
Dear Anthony
I've heard that Surf Teks are tough and rip. I am looking to upgrade from my Bic. All my friends say I rip like SL8R. I like boosting big air and bagging hos...any tips?
Hank from Burns
(Doc let me use his computer while he was at the rodeo)
Dear Anthony
How come surfing is so hard? I swear to god I can't seem to figger it out. I mean, I got all the gear, trucker hat, stickers and whatnot...but I keep falling. What the fuck?
Billy bob
(Hank's from Burns barrel ridin' buddy who also used Doc's computer)
Dear Anthony
I was reading Hamlet the other day and there was a passage I found confusing...
Hamlet: What, look'd he frowningly?
Horatio: A countenance more in sorrow than in anger.
What the fuck is Horatio talking about? And is he the same guy that was that Hornblower guy? Did Shakespeare surf?
Please help.
A scholar using Doc's computer
! Friggin' love it! Nice job!
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