KFE (Kook 4 ever)

Dear Anthony,
I am interested in leaving the valley and surfing some breaks down by you, but i am concerned about localism. I got my car waxed at the point and they peed in my sunroof. I know I know, you are going to say something like" only valley kooks have sunroofs", but they really are nice when your rollin' down the highway signing along to Justin Timberlake. You should try one, I think you would really enjoy the wind whipping through your salt water soaked hair. Anyway, back to my question. Can I pay you to give me some cred? You know like in the movie "can't buy me love". You just act like my bro, and let me hang with you until I get enough cred to surf there alone. Plus you never know, maybe it will work out just like the movie....I doubt we will ride together on a lawnmower, but we could be BFF's!!!!!!!

signed,
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

Dear fag-top kook,
You're kidding right? Central coast locs do not roll Timberlake style. We are hard as tempered steel kook! We play djembe, we go to rainbow gatherings! You are banned for just asking such a kook question!

P.S. Thanks for asking but I have a group of BFFs! They are a bunch of up and coming Tony's I am mentoring to be just like me! Here's a pic of us hangin' out.